Nucking Futs! Hall of Fame


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General stupidity is not an uncommon occurrence in today’s society. It permeates our everyday experiences, attacking us with dumb comments from awkward strangers and purely amazing moments of blonde bimbo brilliance from our neighborhood friendly whorish celebrities. It’s the reason why ripped jeans are more expensive than normal ones, why we excitedly wait for the next “outrageous” insult from the A-Rod train-wreck, and why God invented the platypus (because seriously, if that was natural selection in progress I’ve lost all faith in Science).

However, there are those moments in history that are so dumb, so stupid, so utterly retarded that they are moments of sheer brilliance. These moments, people, and assorted things in time – forever stamped in our brains for inexplicable and decidedly unhealthy reasons – deserve recognition as only this site can deliver. We are proud to announce that The Peanut Gallery will be inducting each timeless memory of intelligent insanity into it’s Nucking Futs! Hall of Fame.

Without further adou, here is the current list of Hall of Famers!

The Juggernaut, BITCH

Tila Tequila

Christopher Columbus

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