The Hostile Takeover

Hello, ladies! Welcome to a new Peanut Gallery. A fresher Peanut Gallery. MY PEANUT GALLERY.

It appears the previous proprietor of this lovely establishment has moved on to greener pastures and left me in charge of the nut house. You can find him at his narcissistically named new location, The Flex World Tour. He’ll be taking some of the more “intelligent” post topics with him – namely the ‘Experiences’ and ‘Practical Hippie’ discussion threads – and good riddance! Many an avid fan of this site became disenfranchised by all that smarty-smart crap. This is the Peanut Gallery, not some stupid attempt at intellectual conversation regarding the significance of Robert Heinlein’s obsession with blonde-headed bimbos. You want bad sex jokes, awful cartoon references, rants unrelated to the topic at hand, and acknowledgement of global stupidity on a daily basis.

And flagrant cursing. Afterall, what the fuck would the Peanut Gallery be without that?

In honor of our previous head nut, and to commemorate the beginning of my despotic rule, here’s a little diddy that sets the mood for things to come:

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